Meirionwen

To concerned parties:

I have been studying Meirionwen in my capacity as Paranormal Researcher for approximately five years. We here at The Institute feel it necessary to warn the general public of the implications their involvement with Meirionwen may carry.

In the course of our research we have found that those who come in contact with this individual may suffer from periodic outbursts of laughter which are not readily explainable. Her presence may also lead to unhealthy levels of Domino’s pizza in the bloodstream and may involve erratic, spontaneous gyrating to Roxette in social gatherings. She is, however, an excellent dispersal agent for stress and logical thought. Persons are warned of the possibility of being swept up in convoluted, non sensical, theoretical discussions, as well as the possibility of being distracted with Penguings on the popular communication medium “MSN”.

Continued exposure to Meirionwen may induce hallucinations of being a monkey, as evidenced in one extreme case. The individual in question wishes only to be identified as “The Mandrill”. There is also a connection between Meirionwen and the presence of amoebas referred to as “Bob”, although the causal link is unknown. Persons with fear of amoeba should maintain a suitable distance from Meirionwen at all costs.

Although association with Meirionwen carries risks it is not necessarily contraindicated in all situations. Persons considering a relationship with the above named individual should carefully weigh the possibilities before embarking upon any prolonged exposure. There are numerous benefits to those who demonstrate an imperviousness to the quirks. Adequate preparedness and pre-education is necessary.

Sincerely,
Inez Pragnatz :)